|Gaben the Troll|
|The faggot in all his glory.|
|Status||Spamming guidelines on walls|
|Weight||More than 200 pounds|
Gaben The Troll is the godsend to Know Your Meme. Being only 12 years old when he first discovered the site, Gaben immediately proved his worth by adding to the already extensive My Little Pony softcore porn galleries. Gaben the Troll hopes to one day be like his hero Gabe Newell, a morbidly obese and smelly man who can't count past two, in other words: who he currently is, only richer.
While he hopes to one day be like Gaben, he does not want to impersonate him, and so he gives a clear warning that he is NOT the real Gabe Newell, but instead "Just a random user displaying his trollface with different editing as seen on my avatar." just in case Gabe Logan Newell, a man who owns one of the most popular video game companies in the world, millions of dollars, and a life, decided to create an account on a site about memes.
Recently, he has vowed revenge on No Original Names for calling him out on the KYM podcast. It is believed that Gaben is currently in talks with several hit-men to carry out the assassination at some point in the near future.
Due to his raging autism, Gaben believes that it is his divine duty to slay all that do wrong on KYM, no matter what the offense. He does it in the most heroic way possible: By tattling to mods like any responsible child. His most important victory thus far was his slaying of Biotic Zombie for spitting fiery words of ill truth at him. With his trusty keyboard at his greasy hands, he swiftly private messaged every mod he could bringing quick action from certain mods who punished Biotic Zombie by grounding him and forcing him to stand in a corner.